Lolz

So today was a pretty uneventful day at the good ol American Workplace. However there was this little girl that came in. I work in a restaurant that also has video games and such in it for the kids. So sometimes a quarter will get stuck or a machine will eat the kids change and I'll give them a refund for it. Sometimes the change machine breaks down and I have to change out kids. So today i was doing my regular thing. Made a few batches of Oatmeal raisin cookies. On a side note. NO ONE knows the fucking REGALNESS to these fuckers. They literally kick the shit out of any other cookie in the world. Chocolate chip is too messy. White chocolate macadamia is good if it didn't have the macadamia nuts. And M&M cookies are just fail cookies. Oatmeal raisin is soft chewy and has the sweet raisin taste. But I digress. A little girl walked up to me and handed me three pennies. She asked "Can you make pennies into quarters?" I replied "Sure, just give me 25c worth". So she handed me three pennies and looked at me expecting to give her three quarters. Then she realized she needed more after i told her for the second time that i needed 25c worth. She came back with a handful of pennies and it totaled up to twenty cents. I didn't want to burst her bubble so i threw a nickel into my drawer and handed her a quarter. Later on during my shit she had came back with a dime and nickel. I had asked her to get one more nickel so i can give her a quarter. She happily obliged and handed me another dime so i gave her the quarter. Then she looked at me all weird. Picture a five or four year old girl looking at you like you are ripping her off. She gave me the death stare mixed in with confusion. She told me, " I don't understand why i give you all this money and i only get ONE quarter." I lol'd so hard and gave her a lesson in how much each coin is worth in relation to a penny.

Any funny stories from kids from y'all?

If so post 'em here and lets have a few laughs.

Heres a funny kid!

Unhear it

I stumbled across a site unhearit.com. Right when i stumbled onto it i got a blast from the past! I heard Barbie Girl by Aqua. Man oh man, i cant belive i used to like that song back in the day. Yes it is catchy. But it is just too homo!

Haha Comment below and get off your chest catchy one hit wonders

Heres the vid!

And now some sexy girl Stripping!

Drake Drizzy Rogers

Aubrey "Drake Rogers" Grahm is an up and coming rapper/ singer. He started on a canadian teen drama called Degrassi. The show is really cliche and Drake took the part to earn money for his first mixtapes. After a meeting with Lil Wayne, founder and CEO of Young Money he had been signed to the label and is on his shit in young money. Now that Weezy is in Jail there has been a power vaccum in the rap industry. Drake took this oppertunity to put out some HOT shit right now. He is prolly the best rapper up and coming rapper in the game.

Here is one of his new songs

And some Lesbian Kissing Action!

ENJOY!

Man Blog

Ok. So for today im going to talk about beer. Beer is the world's most widely consumed and probably the oldest of alcoholic beverages; it is the third most popular drink overall, after water and tea. It is produced by the brewing and fermentation of starches, mainly derived from cereal grains—most commonly malted barley, although wheat, maize (corn), and rice are widely used. Most beer is flavoured with hops, which add bitterness and act as a natural preservative, though other flavourings such as herbs or fruit may occasionally be included. Even in 4300 BC, researchers found Babylonian clay tablets detail recipes for beer. Some of humanity's earliest known writings refer to the production and distribution of beer. There are different kinds of beers today and the different beers really tell you about the kind of person.

People who drink Dos Equis are sophisticated, classy, and of course very interesting men.

Then we have the Coronas. Corona is weird because it is made by Germans in Mexico. Mexicans love coronas with lime and salt. Hell they love lime and salt for everything!

Bud Light. Its all about the drinkability.

These are some of my favorite beers. Post your and what you like about them

Now here are some ass shakin action!

Baker man

So I Work in a bakery at a local restaurant. Its a pretty sweet gig. I pretty much bake cookies brownies rice crispy treats and make Milkshakes. Then when i have nothing to do i sit there look handsome and chop women.

How to attract the oppisite sex.

• Smell nice
• dont be boring
• dont be nice, make them work for affection
• dont act gay.

With these steps you can become a pro women getter

And now Girls jumping on trampolines!